ANCIENT GREEK VAMPIRE
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cast
ambrogio the first vampire
selene
a choros
platon: https://minimal.app/pvRgno5m
argument
a day in the life of ambrogio from wake to sleep — vampires must move with their dirt so unity of place is always maintained or the vampire stops — a vampire’s waking song is all that they work on all day - night - long
requirement
is maintaining aristotelian unity as metaphor for the vampire’s quest for stable memory - a vampire is a witch’s ladder
hekatebolos
far striker
far worker
i am a vampire
my name is ambrogio
i am the first vampire
i am an ancient greek vampire
born in the sixth century before christ
i am unknown for the most part
as are the rest of us, really
no one believes in us
we can walk in daylight but we are not vampires then
we can hunt and drink blood but it’s unnecessary
a vampire does not need to drink blood to stay alive
we are not alive
we appear human at night
we appear as angels in the daylight
i am gabriel
the messenger angel
gifted with the power to communicate with the dead
to communicate the dead to the living
we are not alive
but you are
you are alive
and well
and loved
i was born 500 years before christ
before the idea of gabriel reached mankind
zeus by homer was canon
zeus by homer was how we lived
and how we dreamed
the iliad and the odyssey were the way i saw the world at large
it was the way we all saw it (and all is relative)
as a boy - achilles was the embodiment
helen of sparta
not of troy
helen was never at troy
the most beautiful woman in the world to any who saw her
without blemish
the face that launched a thousand ships
odysseus was a thinking achilles
maker of the trojan horse
an extension of his own soul
going home
in two directions
ending up on the shore of the underworld
in the land of hades
to communicate
by a rivulet of blood
to the embodiment
to achilles
and to* one of his own greeks
that fell and broke his neck
even when odysseus returned
he had to leave again
ithaca and ithacan
dionysos on the moving altar
after entering any vineyard
seeks the reflective oracles
over the machine
then
the temple drinkers
and whispers
empty cipher, empty cipher
to check on his divinity
the foreign god
the only one of the pantheon
with a mortal parent
who gets away with such impiety
if a solid witch
is found in the mix
the libations turn venomous
and constrict
divert the blood long enough
the god’s insanity
will find its fix
and sit
pretty soon
what god and goodness created
splits
you become
what the persians call
ilm al-khafiya
a string with knots tied in-it
a vampire
the dead communicate
just beneath the substrate
of reality
just beyond the comprehension
of the drunken bacchant
blood madness of satyrs and bacchae
humans become the third type of satyr
or the second type of bacchae
a cow satyr
or a blue belle
this is where evil dwells
it was an event like this
that happens cyclic
with dionysos
that created the theater of the night
this abomination of excess
and at the edges … this cow satyr
that is the reason for me
a vampire
i am the cylinder seal
of an ancient carnelian sculptor
red milk and the artificial sky
you can pass anything through me
i am not alive
i spent 12 years with pythagoras
in babylon
bematist
pace counter
the pulsed memory of hermes
vampires love to count
each of these years
was marked
with traveling
to india
to nysa
the military order of dionysos
the mood
the moooood if you get my joke
in-media-res
would spend 10 days
on mount meru
preparing the athens retinue
the march west
in the modern month of march no less
elaphebolion
on the final return
i departed not to croton
and the pythagorean base
of my last 12 years
but to sybaros
when i arrived in sybaros
i bought a cow
in a pasture
that had a sybol
with a sybol rock
i didn’t buy the sybol
she was just there
but the rock gave me hope
so as they say
it all came with the lot
each day i would moo with my cows
and each night go listen to the sybol talk
since then, the “moo” has been my second favorite sound
and this neat, neat lady greets me each evening,
no matter if i am this way or that way
up or down
she never falters or fails to resound
“ambrogio, ambrogio!
the moon has never not been around!”
Seth Lombardy’s Ancient Greek Vampire
Or, Ambrogio The First Vampie
Vampires must move with their dirt. Playwright. Questing a postmodern Greek theatre. Currently wrighting Ambrogio The First Vampire.
This play began as a search to find a story to tell my wife on evening drives during The Pandemic.
Ambrogio is wherever and Selene is with him. The Choros exists. The play is executed by Ambrogio working his way through his Waking Song which you see above; the Choros telling him back about how it reflects in context; and, Selene guides both - and uses her own dialogue - and commands The Choros.
The play ends when Ambrogio gets to the finale of his waking song with Selene saying her own line instead of being described,
Every time.
The play is intended to follow The Platon Line noted with link in the introductory blocks.
All Vampires By Their Geography, “no matter if they are this way or that way”, follow this kata - this way.
This play is dedicated to my wife, Leslie - who absolutely does not buy into fantasy.
Mooooooo!
Last Updated: November 30; 2025